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Corollavirus

Illness suffered by people who are sick of their old Toyota
I heard banging and swearing outside this morning. I looked out and Rex was smashing up his old Japanese motor with a sledgehammer! I reckon he’s got corollavirus!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
by Luna Stark November 20, 2019
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Simon cowell

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!
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Steve Carell

John: you heard about chad
Phil: yeah he’s a Steve Carell
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Keener's Corollary

Keener's Corollary states, "The s--t you take is the s--t you get."

Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."

The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.

It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Can you believe he lets his boss talk to him like that? He's such a pussy. Someone needs to teach him Keener's Corollary.
by dlr213 April 16, 2022
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Cornelly

Split into North Cornelly and South Cornelly, the latter being slightly more acceptable. Both are places usually inhabited by people who can't afford to live in Porthcawl, not even New Road end. Usually associated with slums, beer, hangovers, more beer and the "Gambo".
"Dude I really want to move out of my parents house in Porthcawl, but I can't afford anything around there...I'll probably just buy a house in Cornelly, they're going for about a fiver"
by Dave100 April 16, 2009
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Cordell

Cordell's are typically gods of literature trapped in human form , if you meet one make sure you surrender to them any marijiuana and/or other narcotics you may be caring. Cordell's are notorious drug addicts and will literally rip your dick off for a hit.
I met a cordell today , he smoked all my weed.
by cortwang blumpkin April 1, 2015
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