A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 03, 2017
When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.
by Cubby Cubster March 04, 2016
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by CocoAcire November 09, 2020
An Anglo-Indian dish consisting mainly of animal fetus usually from a goat of sheep. This dish is widely considered shameful, and disgusting by many. Mainly Anglo-Indians prepare this dish since there culture is based off of not having strict traditions, or rules. Many find it wrong to eat a fetus because it hasn't been born. Street markets in India do sell Cootie Pie, but usually secretly, or very early in the morning. The dish is slowly dying, and will soon disappear.
by Stewey August 26, 2007
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