Cootie Mama

Vagina, coochie, pussy, poonani, cat, lady parts, etc.

Rachel’s cootie mama was stanking.

by CocoAcire November 9, 2020

kardashian cooties

When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.

Don't put that channel on I will get the Kardashian Cooties......

by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

cootie hero

Somebody who kills a bug or spider that you are afraid of.

Thanks for being my cootie hero!

by Bo Note March 3, 2009

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

Cootie Pie

An Anglo-Indian dish consisting mainly of animal fetus usually from a goat of sheep. This dish is widely considered shameful, and disgusting by many. Mainly Anglo-Indians prepare this dish since there culture is based off of not having strict traditions, or rules. Many find it wrong to eat a fetus because it hasn't been born. Street markets in India do sell Cootie Pie, but usually secretly, or very early in the morning. The dish is slowly dying, and will soon disappear.

My grandmother prepared Cootie Pie for dinner.

by Stewey September 2, 2007

Cooty Hole

A part of the female anatomy that is often said to need to be "loosened up".

Get yo fast ass sister down here so i can loosen up that cooty hole

by Thom Thumb.... October 24, 2008