coon

A term used by white people to describe the less evolved homosapian commonly known as black people

Usually with a large head and thick skull, big lips that are usually dry and scaly like a mammoth.

Lives on a mixture of watermelon, fried chicken, rice and Kool aid

Most claim to be of Jamaica descent because they believe it to be 'cool' the reality is they are of African decent and most probably the bi product of slavery

Coon - "yo man, I ain't doing no work man. Why you mek me do sutin for me money man "

Respectable white man - " that's life young man. Stop being a niglet and earn some money for offspring you waste of space "

Coon - (sucks his gums) " you wasteman blood, me too gangster to earn some money "

Respectable white man -"oh just Fuck off you coon, piss me off you lot do. Lazy bastards"

by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014

coon

A mentally handicapped ape that steals bicycles.

Honkey: That coon just stole my bicycle!

Coon: Oogalie boogalie!

by BigotedGreyAlien May 15, 2016

coon

Someone is a coon when you don't like them or they are annoying

That person is such a gay coon

by Alemark January 4, 2017

Coon

It is a racist term for Racoons that they can find very nasty and may make them violent.

"ewww! Look at that nasty coon in the garbage!"

by ThreeRacoons September 23, 2018

Coon

A brand of Australian cheese.

Damn, Coon Cheese is so cheap and yummy

by C00n ChEeSE March 3, 2019

coon

An emo/gothic girl or guy that wears way to much makeup and looks like a ratcoon.

Man did u see that coon.
Yeah they're so ugly.

by whitedude911 May 20, 2008

coon

Similar to goon. Also a universal word, like fuck. You can use it in pretty much any context. (See examples)

Holy coon! These are some cheap cats!

by herka durka daaarrrka July 28, 2011