Coochie Man

Someone who has died of not getting any pussy and now haunts virgins to influence them into getting some.

Guy 1: You still haven't fucked her yet?

Guy 2: Nah man, why?

Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.

by Everest YEET April 24, 2019

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stank coochie

a smelly vagina

After working out with Kelly, I could definitely smell her stank coochie.

by theuserofwords July 23, 2015

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Coochie Flaps

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.

Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?

by JVicious December 18, 2010

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Coochie bitch

A man who is either afraid of or a repellent of pussy.

Wow. Look at that guy Max running away from two hot chicks. What a coochie bitch!

by Springfieldjoo June 15, 2009

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An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

by notabannana October 23, 2020

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