cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

cool beans

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

by Albus October 8, 2005

cool beans

A phrase used by pre-teens and immature people instead of simply saying cool.

Mary: "I just got a new puppy!"
Lina: "OMG! COOL BEANS!!!!"

Mary: -____-

by spaghetti-fever August 18, 2012

Cool Beans

Something usually losers say. Commonly used by people named Colleen.

Man: Hey I found your beanie.
Colleen: Cool Beans.

by DumbGayFagGuy December 18, 2014

Cool Beanie Weenies

Similar to Cool Beans
Pronounced Kool Bean-ee Ween-ees

Response when you are responding to something said that was very cool.

(1) I totally saw this awesome trick done on a skateboard the other day (2) Cool Beanie Weenies, yo!

by sheyou1 August 19, 2010

cool beans

the coolest word from the 90s for awesome being brought back by Dboparoni O.

dude, patrick purcell, that's cool beans!

by patrick purcell August 24, 2006

cool-beans

instead of saying wow

person a :ohh i`m on embarasing bodies......
person b : ohh why ????
person a :i grew a beard .....and i am a girl

person b : cool-beans ......

by bumchum number 2 :) March 14, 2011