Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

vancouver canucks

a team thats plays in western canada and cannot beat the chicago blackhawks in the second round. Blackhawks stanley cup champs 2010.

hey man the vancouver canucks are in the playoffs

who are the facing

the blackhawks

i guess that the world will know that luu is overrated and can't be toews and kaner.

by thecakes August 8, 2010

coneckle

n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.

adj., skin cancer.

When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."

by Dave O. August 31, 2008

Canuckary

Actions that are stereotypical of a Canuck.

Bob and Doug Mackenzie frequently were involved in Canuckary

by Mr. Lord Stanley October 28, 2009

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018