What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.
Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
by Yazamin December 31, 2009
Get the Confusion mug.when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....
Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?
(other girl nods)
Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....
Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...
(other girl nods)
Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....
Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...
by Medusa Sphinx June 28, 2010
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by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010
Get the confusion mug.Behavior by any individual or entity which conspires, attempts or ultimately serves to coordinate, reinforce or achieve outcomes desired by a separate individual or entity. The term is most often understood relative to scenarios in which the natural outcome would have been different had the collusion not occurred.
For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
"The arrogant and corrupt politician was so deluded by his misplaced sense of entitlement and intellectual superiority, he failed to recognize that publicly questioning the veracity and impartiality of his own intelligence agencies not only constituted obstruction of justice, but was in itself a clear, demonstrable and self-evident act of collusion."
by The Real Donald Truth December 18, 2018
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by SCVNGR August 24, 2015
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A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"
by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021
Get the am confusion mug.(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.
Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion
Friend 2: visible confusion
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