Contract

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers

Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

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Negative Contracting

A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

by TC Machine October 22, 2008

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Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.

"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction

by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009

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Contract Killer

One who accepts money for "wetwork" or the assassination of others. A hitman. There are about 500 "gangsta" movies out there that unrealistically portray suppossed contract killers who go soft and become the good guys. Usually black ghetto homies are portrayed as the benevolent "gangstas", but everyone knows that the best of the best are usally professional white ex military/Italian mafiosos /Russian mafiosos who know what they're doing and don't pull up in front of their contract's house blaring rap music in a retarded looking "pimp-mobile" hummer H2 with lights on the bottom. Usually but not always in formal business attire. Weapon of choice is generally a silenced 9 millimeter pistol, but some of the better and more adacious (or crazy) bring out the heavy stuff, Colt Anacondas, .357s, assualt rifles, SAWs etc. The best have military connections for LAWs and RPGs, and other stuff that might be needed for the execution of their contract.

Those stupid Bloods down the street kept drawing unnecessary attention to the business matters we have been pursuing, so I had to hire a contract killer to appropriate everything below their leader's neck. I hope that now the stupid "hommie" bitches will conduct themselves with more discretion and temperance.

by Jack Death March 14, 2005

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Pussy Sub-Contractor

That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.

Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.

Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.

by Handpicked diCK diGGler March 24, 2009

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