wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

congress

The opposite of Progress

If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?

by Andy May 6, 2004

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

Tough Questioning by Congress

Very easy. Derives from the relative ease by which 'tough questions' are dodged without consequences when politicians answer before congress.

Guy #1: Man, that math test wasn't hard at all. I think I aced it. How'd you do?
Guy #2: Yeah, I was worried, but that like tough questioning by Congress.

by Crowops September 3, 2007

congress

A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.

Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.

by rawr101 May 31, 2006

hiphop congress

the only hiphop club at uci

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.

by sparx November 17, 2003