Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

confuckled

totally confused person

he is a confuckled moron

by nina gomez September 17, 2008

CONFUCK

candy bar.

holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now.

by jennyfuck January 16, 2004

confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up

damn this life it has me all confuckdercated

by edward July 19, 2004

confuckingstruction

Term used to desribe a web site under construction.

The website is under confuckingstruction!

by Nick Pelone May 8, 2004

confuckduzzled

extremely or highly confused beyond belief

Alyssa was completey confuckduzzled when she got ripped off her ass and didnt know what exactly was going on.

by 303 May 23, 2006

Confuckindential

information attempted to be pry’d out before confidentiality agreement is provided or signed.

“ Hey Dr. Tim, what kind of medications is Chuck taking and what for?” – Rob

“Now, Rob, you know I can’t tell you that because it’s confuckindential” – Dr Tim

by chrissy123 September 2, 2010