contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

Condren

To take a donkey dick in the ass

Man i heard james has been boaging and then had a condren last night

by Jesus the turd November 28, 2010

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

Anna Conda

The name used by a guy for a fake girlfriend whose imaginary presence is only invoked as a cover for deviant activities.

Larry, in order to cover up a night of felching with Bruce and Lance, said he was out with Anna Conda.

by reliable_guys December 15, 2010

Coldarm

(a) A Virgin.
(b) One who lives in his mother's basement
(c) Someone who masturbate's profusely.

Poor dude's been spankin it alone so long he's got a coldarm.

by WilliamJr August 3, 2006

condrama

a drama condom

Girl, you better put your condrama on and stay out of it.

by jerzo March 16, 2010

condragation

a congregation of dragons.

That was the biggest condragation I have seen yet!

by shatteredsword April 4, 2012