computee

A person who wishes to be a computer.

Josh is a computee.

by Perpsifbsjdibe March 6, 2018

Compulte

To compulte : mixed emotion including compassion and mentally insulting someone.

Him : you can insult me when I don't answer, but know that I'll have to walk to work for an hour to go to work tomorrow.

Her : hesitating whether on showing compassion or insulting you... I'm absolutely compulting.

Him : ok, it's fair to compulte.

by Frenchtwister December 4, 2019

Competalent

A talent competition for those who have no talent!

Look at me I can walk! Oh you should enter the competalent

by Shishi January 13, 2021

Compleated

(kuhm'-plee-ay-ted)
1. Filled up and sealed shut.
2. Sexually satisfied in the utmost.
3. Abused until soul-dead

Jock Date raper #1 - Tamiyo had a train run on that ass until sun up.

Jock Date raper #2 - dat bitch compleated.

by Dr. Witchfog February 27, 2022

Computure

A word for when you don’t know what device you’re looking at but you think it’s a computer then you think it’s a TV

Boy 1: Nice computure

Boy 2: Thank you

by gavin dick sucker aka wesley March 25, 2022

Commutative wealth

1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money

example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.

by Deuswrath March 29, 2022

compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022