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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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bad bitch competitions

When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing
Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.
by Bad bitch competitions June 21, 2023
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competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"
wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.
by slinger may i say March 10, 2021
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The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez
hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry
by Juno i love you May 28, 2022
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