A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.
by JD203 September 11, 2019
by gnostic3 June 14, 2020
A derogatory term for a homsexual
by farmerjb November 12, 2013
A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.
Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.
by Genazz April 12, 2011
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by CheVolay October 29, 2009
when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.
or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.
by xX random_person Xx July 06, 2014