coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.

That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.

by DK sorta June 1, 2015

Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018

colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020

Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

by Dead launch February 6, 2021