collingswood

a town with a shity school system and an even worse sports program. they are just like haddonfeild without the money and every body hates them they cheat lie and treat good people like shit its fun to kickthere asses

bob "hey dude u look like shit todaY U OKAY?"

MARK "yea fine i just wanted to see what collingswoods is like with out going to the shitty pllace

by itsnoturfaultujustsuck April 2, 2009

Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

by Lownico October 9, 2017

Colding

The act of making something cold

I’m colding fruit in the refrigerator honey.

by Frozen Orange February 14, 2019

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Collingwood fan

Collingwood supporters with no teeth and imbred parents

The collingwood fans shit them self as the lost a 30 point lead and lost in the grandfinale.

by Big balled billy September 6, 2019

shit-coating

1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.

chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

colling

Colling is where someone shits in your hand and you squeeze it then you don't stop until it drys once it has then you shove it back up the same persons who shitted it out asshole.

wow look, Blake over there is colling Ella

by ISlayMorePussy009 April 23, 2017