to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

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colonial america

the crap teachers make you read 100 pages about and then write an essay over the fucking summer!!!!

Colonial America: who wants to read about how america was formed????

by carllison August 22, 2008

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Bagdad Colonic

To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.

Man that dump i just took felt like a Bagdad Colonic

by Spirondopolous June 20, 2008

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pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant.

French -

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go

by Afgan Stan May 14, 2004

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Colonia Chiques

A lame gang in Oxnard/Ventura County/ the 805.

CO Gangstas: Colonia Chiques foo!
Cool Guy: Shouldn't you be pickin' strawberries?
CO Gangstas: *cries and runs away*

by neener neener neener August 24, 2009

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One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.

Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

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Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

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