Cogs

Big poops

Cogs has big poops.

by lilcumboy February 18, 2022

cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 16, 2021

Cogging

The act of tying your penis into a knot

Ryan started Cogging because he got tired of having an untied penis.

by gayfaggnuts June 1, 2024

Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019

COG

Child of God

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021