Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.

Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.

by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023

Cocoyu

fucking retarded

cocoyu

by Erpich April 11, 2024

Cocomelonfied

When a show gets rebooted and it has coco melon type graphics instead of good ones

Dora the explorada got cocomelonfied

Did u see the new monster high reboot its.so cocomelonfied now

by Bells56 May 29, 2025

Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.

Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*

by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.

“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”

by risso08 November 29, 2024