I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

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cocksicle

1. A woman's flavored dildo
2. Fleshy posicle sold at K-mart for $ .69

Richard- what a nice dick you have!
Blo-Jo- Its not a dick, its a cocksicle.

by Magicfan December 2, 2003

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cockshock

The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.

When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".

This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

Both your body and spirit will be shaken.

"I got cockshocked by Mick".

"I'm feeling freaky with my cockshock".

"Bro, tu meke cockshock".

by Cockshocker October 1, 2010

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cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005

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