1. The art of being a cocksucker.
2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.
3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.
2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.
3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.
There's no denying that fact that you're an asshole, but your futile attempt of cocksuckery does not phase me (2).
I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).
I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).
by BigJ246 November 12, 2009
Get the Cocksuckery mug.For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010
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1. a generalized strong insult, requiring no foreknowledge of the target
2. an individual who consistently takes pleasure in pointing out your "failures," no matter how insignificant
3. an individual who schemes against you vindictively, out of a real or imagined fear that they are inferior to you
4. someone who is not conscious enough to realize they are fucking something up; whose lack of discretion causes you hardship
5. anyone who is an evil force in your life
2. an individual who consistently takes pleasure in pointing out your "failures," no matter how insignificant
3. an individual who schemes against you vindictively, out of a real or imagined fear that they are inferior to you
4. someone who is not conscious enough to realize they are fucking something up; whose lack of discretion causes you hardship
5. anyone who is an evil force in your life
1. (driving) "That cocksucker just cut me off!"
2. "This guy Gary at work snickered when the copy machine jammed on me. What a little cocksucker."
3. "This dude at the bar kept following me around, saying insults under his breath. Then he walked right in front of me when I was playing darts with Kris. I slammed that cocksucker against the wall."
4. "Susan asked Brad where I was last night, and he totally just said 'Vegas' without even thinking. Goddamn that cocksucker."
5. "My next-door neighbor is such a cocksucker."
2. "This guy Gary at work snickered when the copy machine jammed on me. What a little cocksucker."
3. "This dude at the bar kept following me around, saying insults under his breath. Then he walked right in front of me when I was playing darts with Kris. I slammed that cocksucker against the wall."
4. "Susan asked Brad where I was last night, and he totally just said 'Vegas' without even thinking. Goddamn that cocksucker."
5. "My next-door neighbor is such a cocksucker."
by Bill Bryson September 7, 2007
Get the cocksucker mug.A disgraceful practise where a woman or an inverted man willingly engages in oral intercourse. This sexual act induces incredible sexual pleasure upon the male, with the added value that it cannot lead to pregnancy. This has, sadly, become incredibly popular amongst young people from all classes of society. However, one must also be aware that it can also be used as simply a term of abuse and nothing more.
‘Nellie called me a ‘cocksucker’ because she found out I was dating Florrie from the pickle factory!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023
Get the Cocksucker mug.Is the term used to describe the lisp that effeminate homosexual males often have. It originated from the term "cocksucker" being used as a slur for male homosexuals. It was popularized on the HBO show The Wire when Rawls used the term while dressing down Dets. Bunk and Freemon for failing to bring in foreign nationals for questioning because they refused to speak English.
"I don't care if they were speaking Mandarin Chinese with a cocksucker's lisp! They needed to see the inside of an interrogation room."-Rawls
by Joey Bish December 6, 2007
Get the cocksucker's lisp mug.whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 28, 2011
Get the cockblock mug.When a male or female gently places their lips on the head of the penis, which they suction like a fish; while slowly cradling the testicles until the male of female is covered in the spunk.
Carol would you mind cocksuckling me?
by walkerthestalker January 1, 2010
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