Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
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When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!
Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!
Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)
Mom: What was that?
Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.
Mom: What?
Guy 1: NOthing...
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!
Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)
Mom: What was that?
Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.
Mom: What?
Guy 1: NOthing...
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Get the female version of cockblock mug.When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
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"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
by Touzinsky December 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Chat CockBlock mug.A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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