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Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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The Double Corkscrew

When you cross you index and middle finger together(making a Corkscrew) then your pinkie finger to the other finger (making 2 corkscrews) on one hand. With this you can penetrate the vagina & arsehole at the same time with one movement.
Have you ever tried being double corkscrewed?
It's all about the double corkscrew.
by FingerBasher92 June 28, 2022
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cockcrete

Never cleaned my jizz and it turned into cockcrete.

Can't hear, too much cockcrete in my ear.
by Poopyjizzy April 3, 2017
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Triple Double Corkscrew

A phrase used to mess with someone; Used when you want to criticize someone's intelligence
Guy 1 "Hey, do you know what a Triple Double Corkscrew is?"

Guy 2 "Um, no..."

Guy 1 "What an idiot!"
by Mr Awesome1516 October 21, 2010
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Cocksure

To be outlandishly boastful over the size of your penis; excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.
When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.
by Kevin R. P. January 12, 2009
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corkscrew

Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
"That joke was fucking corkscrew"
by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
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Egyptian Corkscrew

The act of a threesome, in which two guyz go in from the back and front at the same time, and revolve like a corkscrew going in and out while taking a piss.
An egyptian corkscrew is like a drill taking out a screw in a floorboard.
by dariluvz2bweird October 24, 2008
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