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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
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I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed
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the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
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25% of what you (a man) should have.
How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?
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Jack Cobb is the true definition of a winner. He has been having sex for years, and the amount of play he is getting has kept ramping up since birth. He truly is the definition of sex. He is also known as #1, above me, and Jack Biden.
Jack Cobb is so above me because of the amount of females he attains.
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When you drink a lot of bacardi limon, and you put your pinky up when you drink it.
We decided to drink out of the cup classy, so we stefanie cobbed it.
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