COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

Pouring the Cobb

Midwestern reference to intercourse

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed

by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009

jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.

Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island

by treva slaya September 15, 2016

Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011

stefanie cobb

When you drink a lot of bacardi limon, and you put your pinky up when you drink it.

We decided to drink out of the cup classy, so we stefanie cobbed it.

by nummieslalala March 25, 2009

Tyler Cobb

Tyler Cobb is popular on TikTok with 63.1k followers, TikTok deleted his account on the 25th of September 2021.

Tyler Cobb was famous on TikTok.

by TikTok fame February 13, 2022