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Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
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squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
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J Cobbler

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.
by Python3 October 28, 2019
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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Glizzy cobbler

A cobbler made from glizzy.
The food of champions
I'm boutta devour a glizzy cobbler.
by Glizz9000 October 20, 2022
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hot cobbler

1. Semen (only when reffered to as in definition 2.)
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.
1. "Did you see her swallow all of our hot cobbler?"
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."
by J.J. Thompson December 31, 2003
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cobbler tot

When a woman's vaginal region looks the shape of a square. Mostly affects little girls who have to much energy.
"Chayce you have sum small ass cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 9, 2005
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