When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.
Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011
Get the checking the cobblermug. A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.
Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
Get the Cobbler's Loafmug. 1. Semen (only when reffered to as in definition 2.)
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.
1. "Did you see her swallow all of our hot cobbler?"
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."
by J.J. Thompson December 31, 2003
Get the hot cobblermug. When a woman's vaginal region looks the shape of a square. Mostly affects little girls who have to much energy.
"Chayce you have sum small ass cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 9, 2005
Get the cobbler totmug.