by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006
Get the ass clone mug.Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.
by narcissexual March 5, 2008
Get the clonecest mug.The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
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Get the Cone Time mug.To partake in the consumption of cannabis via bong whilst being in a Skype video call with one or more people who are doing the same. Usually done in conjunction within the playing of video games.
by Dr. Habib April 21, 2016
Get the cones on cam mug.Cloncesterbation (n.) - clone incest masturbation. The answer to the infamous question "If you made a clone and had sex with it, would it be homosexual, incest, or masturbation"
So Bruh, if I had sex my with my clone, would it be gay sex, incest, or masturbation?
Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!
Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!
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