coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time

"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"

by 1adycat September 27, 2013

coping skills

Coping skills are a joke

*litrally bout to jump off a cliff* @all Tharapists: " What coping skills could you use right now?"

by Natpat and friends June 26, 2017

closing like

Facebook: the like you do to finish a convo you're bored with, when feeling it would be rude to make no response at all.

1: Great shopping trip!
2: Yeah? Whatchya get?
1: Frozen peas, fishfingers and pasta all on 3-for-2!
2: <closing like>

by panaphobe December 10, 2013

cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

choping

To scratch ones crotch similar to scrotch

Hobsy:did you just look at my crotch
Gregsy: Well you wear choping it so vigourously...
Hobsy:would you like a go
Gregsy: well..

quote from 101 tales of arse buggery
WARNING may not actually be a book

by Jiffy May 5, 2005

Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

by Atia Breen January 12, 2009

Closing Act

Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?

Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!

Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.

a hopkin-original

by B.Hop February 17, 2009