clit

The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.

omg you have a clitoris? i knew there was a reason why i was better then you

by Jew Kosher Crew' January 02, 2007

this clit

when some one says some thing stupid and i dunt wanna say this bitch
u just say this clit to be more coool

indio: hey foo i love some chik
rudy: i bet you she is ugly cuz u get ugly hoes
indio: yeah nigga
rudy: this clit u gotta man up lil bitch

by rudy lips November 29, 2006

clit

The part of a camel where the ballsac droops to the ground ... the crack of the balls, basically.

Jan's camel had an immense clit, compared to the clit of her llama farm.

by Rocka Rocka March 19, 2007

clit

An imaginary part of female body. Much like an orgasm.

He looked for her clit but gave up after two minutes thus proving it did not exist.

by Fozzy525` December 20, 2008

clit

a person who is the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth, who cannot do anything right. Everybody hates them.

Look at that CLIT, look what he has just done

by scary hairy mary May 29, 2009

Clitful Thinking

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.

Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."

by Mai Ainsel February 05, 2020

Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 11, 2014