Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.

Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!

by Niflheim October 7, 2010

Cleveland Browns

An NFL football team in the AFC that despite having many disapointing seasons or heartbreaking losses still have some of the most die hard, hardcore, loyal fans in all of football.

Joe:I got tickets to the Cleveland Browns game this Sunday. I'm pumped!

Dave: Aw man but they're probably gonna lose.

Joe: I don't care I love this team!!!!

by shgsat January 25, 2009

cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!

by brentionary April 6, 2009

Cleveland Christmas

When you lube her ass hole with oil and then in a Lebron James-esque , pre-game ritual way powder her ass with cinnamon and sugar.

“Last night my bitch was feeling merry. So I decided to give her a Cleveland Christmas.”

by Kean Dermann October 25, 2018

Cleveland rollover

If your partner falls asleep during sex, punish them by taking a dump on either side of their pillow so that if they roll over while asleep, they wake up with their face covered in shit.

Sarah got mad when Ryan fell asleep during sex, so she unleashed the Cleveland rollover. He woke up startled when he rolled onto something hot and steamy.

by Catherine and Sarah October 23, 2007

Cleveland Tsunami

When a female does a Cleveland steamer and realises she has diorhhea. Hence, a tsunami of shit flows straight to her poontang.

Oh no Earl Squirrelson, you have diorhhea! Dont cleveland tsunami on me!

by Earlsquirrelson October 5, 2011

Cleveland Rewind

An extremely sick, disgusting joke which is occasionally done in frat houses, public toilets or the home of your enemy. The "Cleveland Rewind" consists of un-hinging a toilet paper roll from it's holder, pull out a considerable portion of the paper, and very carefully wipe one's ass on the portion in the middle, then "rewinding " the roll back, and replacing it into the dispenser. Thus, a subsequent patron gets shit on their fingers. The "Cleveland Rewind" supposedly gets its name from the equally disgusting "Cleveland Steamer" term.

Man, some asshole did a Cleveland Rewind on me and I got a handful when I was trying to wipe!

by Frank Klaune November 20, 2004