caleefohneea!

A place once called California, but its name has long since been changed by a certain man who has taken control. This man is known as the governator.

Welcome to CALEEFOHNEEA! My name is AHNOLD and I am DE GOVEHNATAH!

by The Messenger October 14, 2004

cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

by Dijital-JB November 1, 2005

Clee

To come in between; to unintentionally block or seemingly intercept another person's carnal goal; particularly useful in love triangle situations

Mr. Choi thought he'd have a nice, low-key date with Ms. Lee, only to have Mr. Cho come and clee the whole set-up. Mr. Choi was visibly frustrated by Mr. Cho's acting of cleeing, but made his best effort to appear nonchalant.

by Sad Mr. Choi November 27, 2011

cleezy

Slang term for "class". Origins: Snoop Dogg's language.

Homeless: Can you spare some change? I'm trying to put myself through school..
Student: Yea right, you ain't never been to cleezy, you're just lookin to buy some crack!

Poindextor: Hey man, you going to class today?
FratBoy: Yo fuck goin to cleezy it's time to get wasted..

Son: When you were in college did you goto class everyday?
Father: Pfft haha! Son I slept through cleezy and graduated with a 2.0, word is bond.

by netstryke November 30, 2005

Clefter

Dried piece of snot/bogey that has been picked and then flicked or wiped purposely onto a public space where someone would unfortunately put their hands (e.g.) door handle, keyboard.

ewww, there's a Clefter on the door handle !!

by tubes7 July 13, 2011

cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

by toby palmer February 15, 2019

clefairying

When two retarded girls are having sex to some how get pregnant and a dude walks in and helps them out by giving them a little moonblast magic.

“Yo did you here that maddison and emily were trying to get pregnant by fucking?”
“Dude it was a threesome derek came and started clefairying the shit out of that sitch”

by KnowledgeEgg October 30, 2019