Classy Slut

A slut who has tactic and knows the line between a whore and a slut. She may have no pants parties where she wears a shirt as a dress, but she keeps it classy and still leaves things a mystery. She doesn't get pregnant and keeps sexual activities classy by not touching a man's reproductive organs with her hands or mouth. She keeps herself mysterious and lures in men with simple flirting and does not throw herself all over a man and does not act desperate. A classy slut may resemble a woman vampire.

"Jill has the men coming after her, she is such a classy slut, unlike her friend Jackie who is more on the bro hoe side."

"That girl's dress is so skanky!"
"Yeah, she needs to be more like Jill and keep it classy."

by The Classy Slut December 11, 2009

Classy Skank

A skank with hand herpes who is respectful enough to wear classy gloves to cover it

Damn Girl you look good take off those gloves and give me a handjob

Ok *takes off gloves*

Ewwww Hand herpes you classy skank you

by MrMcSkank February 16, 2013

The Classy Ginger

A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.

My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.

by butttttttttsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx July 6, 2010

Classy Gentleman's Handkerchief

Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.

Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,

by The Bro13 August 14, 2009

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009

Classy Negro

The Classy Negro is a drink spawned by several undergraduates at Boston College. It consists of:

-1 Beer (should lean toward natty for this but keystone or coors light are fair game)
-1 A shot of Cheap Vodka (Rubinoff, Gilbys, Dubra)
-About Half a RED Kool-Aid Burst

The Kool Aid is what separates this drink from the variety of Crystal Light knock offs and transforms the drink into the Classy Negro.

Roberto was trippin' balls in the hall enjoying his Classy Negro when the RA's came 'round and made him pour it out.

by Genco Slayer January 20, 2009

Classy Ratchet

When someone dresses classy but acts ratchet or in reverse. Classy people usually admire these people, but they commonly hang out with ratchet people.

"I saw Abby's skirt today it was really classy"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"

by MaxPorter September 9, 2014