A car nobody wanted untill after fast and the furious came out. The car itself is a poser, It is the easiest car to find aftermarket parts for, but no matter what you do to it, it wont be fast, and it will still be a honda civic. Granny car. Rich white guy toy race car.
Hey yo, im about to get me a sweet honda civic Si, and im gonna put rims and some gook pipe on it, I'm captain original!!
by Hassell April 21, 2005
A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.
Civics teacher is hott
by the science teacherrrrr May 16, 2010
The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.
by Nick D July 28, 2004
a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.
Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.
Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?
Guy 1 : Walmart
Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?
Guy 1 : Walmart
Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
by Gbaytuner January 15, 2011
A nerd, ricer with probably laptop on the passenger seat. Don't race these guys they will get to the finish line before you can release clutch. These guys are high on caffeine energy drinks and rev higher than collage students are on weekends.
by Artyjs March 15, 2022
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