Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.

The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.

by Joe.G July 16, 2007

citerial

Derived from the "ghetto" meaning the smell of jerry-curl oil.

You smell just like Citerial!

by Citerial June 5, 2011

Citle

Predicate Adjective. Used to describe anyone inept or bad at wrecking/burning others specifically friends and people who deserve it.

Man, Alex is so citle. I'm almost embarrassed to be around him.

by DevNexus June 14, 2016

7 Cities

A tower defense strategy game for the iPhone and iPod Touch.

"yo did you try 7 Cities for your iPhone yet?"

by youngTURBO January 14, 2009

citepid

The calm feeling caused by exposure to the color blue.

Citepid... yeah.

by Gabriel Mas August 27, 2003

intensity in ten cities

used to define a band that totally wails. they go on tours and put on great shows. everyone loves to get out and mosh the their songs.

Dude! Your band rocks! Your the bomb! Intensity in ten cities!

by looip0 March 7, 2010

Twin Cities

TC is a major misnomer. The term implies that the physically merging Minneapolis and St Paul are more or less twins (ie alike), when they are not. Minneapolis is a major metropolitan city (with everything that goes with it), while St Paul is an overgrown cow-town that no one has heard of. Minneapolis is just like any major city: rectangular blocks with neatly numbered streets, active cultural and social life, ghetto areas, ritz, pizzazz, panache, gravitas, fluff, you get the picture. St Paul (about 8 miles to the east) looks and feels significantly dumpier. The streets make no sense whatsoever, there is much less going on (the city even has a website to promote its 'culture'), except for a few festivals, like the Ice Palace (not exactly a good marketing scheme for a state already burdened by significant cold-related image issues). The town, despite being the state capital and all, has the down-home feel of a ruffled diner serving huge pancakes and diluted coffee.

As some stickers say "Is St Paul really necessary?"

by Hernand Poncho January 22, 2005