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circumsized

Circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the Latin word's meaning: cut around. It is the surgical cutting away of the foreskin that covers the head of the penis. It takes 15 or 20 minutes to do. It usually is done shortly after birth in a hospital or clinic or doctor's office; 90% of all American infant boys are circumcised. A local anesthesia is used now. There is no pain. (Please don't believe anticirc statistics and distortions. They worship the prepuce/foreskin.)

A bris (covenant) for Jewish infants happens on the 8th day, the beginning of a new week, symbolic of the beginning of a new life under God. Circumcision can be practiced later at the beginning of manhood among African tribes and South Korean, Filipino, and Polynesian adolescents. Muslims have their boys circumcised at birth or later. It must be done before marriage. They emphasize hygiene. It is not really a religious event for them.

Adolescent and adult men, who admire the circumcised penis, also have it done, especially if their foreskin is too tight or they have recurrent infections there. It takes about 45 minutes under general anesthesia. Since Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day Roman Catholics celebrate it on that date. (January 1 or 2.. Many Christians honor Jesus by being circumcised both physically and an in the heart or soul.
I was circumsized on the second day after my birth. My mom and dad were right about it. When I grew up I found the right spelling. I don't have to clean up the residue urine, itch, and cheese under that foreskin twice a day. I have heard that the smell is really terrible. My wife likes mine especially for oral sex. As for "sized," just look at my German helmet--all purple or red. What a glans blooming when it could have been strangled by a tight prepuce.
by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009
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All My Circuits

Bender and Fry love All My Circuits.
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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circuit party

A series (usually several days and nights in a row) of large predominantly gay rave events that are well publicized and frequented by middle-class gay white men.
The White Party, one of the first circuit parties, usually starts on Monday, and lasts until the following Monday.

He was so sketchy at the circuit party.
by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004
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chitlin' circuit

A circuit of nightclubs and theaters that feature African-American performers and cater especially to African-American audiences.

When Jim Crow and segregation were even more prominent in the United States, the Negro race, freed through emancipation, did not have equal access to public “White Only” places. The Chitlin’ Circuit - a connected string of music venues, diners, juke joints, and theaters throughout the eastern and southern United States that catered primarily to African American audiences was created.

The Chitlin’ Circit was the only option for touring Black entertainers such as Cab Calloway, Duke Ellington, Clarence “Gatemouth” Brown, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Ike and Tina Turner, B. B. King, Bobby “Blue” Bland, T.D. Bell and the Blues Specialists, Roosevelt "Gray Ghost" Williams, Eubie Blake, Robert Shaw, Big Joe Williams and many others begin touring in an effort to “eek” out a living when Jim Crow and segregation was even more prominent in the United States.

Historically, Baltimore was the first city on the Chitlin' Circuit. The Chitlin’ Circuit stretched through the South, bending Westward throughout Texas, extending Eastward on through Chicago, offering continuous opportunities for black entertainers.

Many clubs were opened specifically for the Chitlin' Circuit, such as the Historic Victory Grill in Austin, Texas. Opened in 1945, The Victory Grill’s history is an integral component to the prospering of the legendary “Chitlin' Circuit”. A juke joint offering food, beer, jazz and rhythm and blues music and dancing, the club soon became a hot spot for locals to listen to touring Black entertainers. The Historic Victory Grill is alive and well presenting blues and jazz entertainment.
"I was traveling the chitlin' circuit when I met Johnny Holmes, the owner of the Victory Grill down in Austin Texas, who became my first road manager." B. B. King
by Bill Hood December 26, 2005
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Circular Bitching

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.
1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!
by tomtom192 March 8, 2006
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senior circuit

Nickname commonly used to describe the National League, one of two major divisions of Major League Baseball, as opposed to the American League, which can be referred to as the "junior circuit." (This is because the National league is much older- it was founded in 1876 while the American League wasn't founded until 1901.) It consists of sixteen teams: in the West division Los Angeles, (one of two franchises in the city) San Francisco, Arizona, Colorado, and San Diego; in the Central division St. Louis, Chicago, (one of two franchises in the city) Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Houston, and Milwaukee; and in the East division Philadelphia, Florida, New York, (one of two franchises in the city) Atlanta and Washington. The nicknames for these teams are respectively the Dodgers, Giants, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Padres, Cardinals, Cubs, Reds, Pirates, Astros, Brewers, Phillies, Marlins, Mets, Braves, and Nationals. Notable players include San Francisco's Tim Lincecum, St. Louis' Albert Pujols, and Milwaukee's Prince Fielder.
In this year's All Star game in St. Louis, the senior circuit fell to the junior circuit 4 to 3.
by fan of baseball November 26, 2009
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fragile circuit queen

(n) Similar to white fragility, circuit queen fragility is the knee-jerk defensive response when circuit queens are called out for bad behavior (drug abuse, risky sexual behaviors, racism, or general bitchiness).

Common responses by fragile circuit queens include:
- You’re just not hot enough
- But I’m doing it for charity
- You’re just mad because you weren’t invited
- I feel very attacked right now
- But I’m not like that
Eugene: *throws a meth-fueled sex party during a pandemic*
Internet: What the fuck are you doing?
Eugene: I did it for my mental health. Stop attacking me!

Internet: Sure, Jan. Stop being such a fragile circuit queen.
by dangerous_traits May 6, 2020
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