Trade Chat

The major city (and also Alliance) equivalent of Barrens Chat.

Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL

etc. etc. etc.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

Chat roulette

One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes.

Things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties
-a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (See: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (LMAO, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show

Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc

You never know what to expect from this site.

Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls!

Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.

Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today.

(five clicks later)

Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?

by Sexual harassment Pandaa March 1, 2010

chat vaccum

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.

"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"

by Duncan Innes February 12, 2008

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

chatanova

a casanova (womanizer) only over chat; usually lacks the confidence to hit on women in person.

Guy to a nerd: Dude, you're such a chatanova.. you only flirt and talk to women on chat!

by the dark knight returns August 14, 2009

chateau blanc

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.

I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.

by shaggyDA November 14, 2011

Chat Mod

A fake staff member who stares at a dead Minecraft server's chat all day, hoping to achieve something.

LikeBotting: Dude, StrawberryAF just got assigned a staff position on CosmicHCF!
HockeyMaster11: Yea, but he became a Chat Mod, and he just wasted 4 hours just to mute one person...

by ForumsWarrior June 7, 2018