by AshIsDead October 3, 2021
Get the apple cider vinegar mug.Guy 1:This cider is great what brand is it.
Guy 2:Dicks-in-Cider.
Guy 1: Dixon Cider?
Guy 2:No I put dicks in that apple cider.
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Dicks in cider
Definition Delicious if your gay
Guy 2:Dicks-in-Cider.
Guy 1: Dixon Cider?
Guy 2:No I put dicks in that apple cider.
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Dicks in cider
Definition Delicious if your gay
by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017
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A brand of cider written about in a song by smosh and is made to sound like “dicks inside her” can be used as an insult or an inside joke
by GrabUrGirlAndGetSomeDixonCider December 23, 2020
Get the Dixon Cider mug.A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.
Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.
Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.
Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007
Get the curtain cider mug.When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
Get the Vaginal Apple Cider mug.An amber colored mixture consisting of 2/3 month old bong water that had been used 3 times daily, and 1/3 piss with a cigarette butt floating in the bottom
Usually put into an empty tea bottle
Like a good tequilla, bong cider's cigarette butt in the bottom is the worm
"That's not tea, it's a smelly bottle of bong cider!"
"It's the ultimate stink bomb..."
Like a good tequilla, bong cider's cigarette butt in the bottom is the worm
"That's not tea, it's a smelly bottle of bong cider!"
"It's the ultimate stink bomb..."
by m408 October 2, 2009
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"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
by D&nya December 14, 2007
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