Christel

1. Pure Sex
2. Stunning
3. God's gift to man

1. "That Aston Martin is looking real christel tonight"
2. "Looking real christel, babe"
3. "Baby, your such a christel"

by number-2 December 28, 2009

Christa

Christa is a intelligent ,funny spawn of beauty with a good amount of hair. She is sexy as they come but she doesn't believe that. Men barely pay attention to Christa because she is different than other girls. Christa holds her head high and her Bible even higher! Christa doesn't focus on dating and other men do not like her but one day she will find the man that actually loves her for who she is and accepts every inch of beauty she has. Christa doesn't know it but in Marriage she would be GREAT! In the bedroom.Get yourself a Christa!

Wow Christa I think I'm in love

by Jesus ministries March 15, 2017

rotting christ

A truly fantastic and greatly talented Black Metal band.

Rotting Christ rule!

by Daemon June 26, 2003

Jesuis Christ

Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.

Jesuis Christ : hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

by SirQTPie June 15, 2016

Penis Christ

When chicks can't get enough of your penis and worship it.

Girl: I found Penis Christ. He's in Eugene's pants.

by Roughsex August 18, 2015

My Brother in Christ

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".

*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

by Elob Kusk June 11, 2022

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005