Chopping

act of shopping only chips

i was board and hungry so i went chopping.

by deadwaltz January 8, 2017

Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015

Chops-ing

The act of getting black-out drunk and proceeding to spit saliva and blowing mucus onto one's chest and then rubbing said saliva-mucous mixture into one's chest hair with the t-shirt one is wearing.

"Man, Alex drank WAY too much! He's already Chops-ing. Dude is freaking everyone out. Sometimes dudes gotta Chops."

by Tito7777 February 5, 2014

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004