mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

Off Chops

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

"look at Mitch he's off chops!"

by Dylan June 12, 2004

Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011

bust my chops

Bust means "punch" and chops means "mouth", so "to bust someone's chops" literally means to hit them in the mouth, but most of the time it means to give (someone) a hard time.

Don't bust my chops; I'm sick and tired of you calling me names.

by han meng July 14, 2008

pussy chops

Instead of a woman shaving everything except a landing strip, a woman shaves just a landing strip and leaves everything else...giving her pussy, chops.

This bitch was a Hardcore Biker, she even had those pussy chops!

by Chop'r June 8, 2010

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006