chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

Chocolate Fudge Downie

A black person suffering from Down Syndrome.

That guy's a straight up Chocolate Fudge Downie

by hobofusion January 23, 2011

Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014

chocolate bandana

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.

Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.

by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015

choco butter

When a nigga cums in someones ass, then they keep fucking it. After when the bitch shits the creamy brown mushy mixture is choco butter

She told me how I gave her choco butter last night.

by Dr.Charels January 13, 2018

Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.

To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.

by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018

Chloompy

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.

“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”

by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020