choomanzee

comes from the two terms 'human' and 'chimpanzee.' it means that someone is either ahead of a chimp on the evolutionary scale or slightly behind a human being. Either way it can't be good.

"oh look! A choomanzee!"

by choomanzee April 2, 2005

Choof

a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.

dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.

by Kyle Peterssss March 22, 2009

Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008

Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

by graphiksguru December 13, 2006

choofy boof

Chubaca and goofy going wild in the booty hole

did you hear about the choofy boof at the bonfire?

yeah i heard they lost some underwear too.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

choomer

A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.

Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"

by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009

Choof

An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.

Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.

Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."

by BeanoCook February 12, 2009