Chom

n. Dumb mammal. Big idiot.

-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.

by JonP September 3, 2008

chombie

A brain-eating, reanimated individual of Chinese ancestry. Typically encountered driving slowly on the freeway with their left blinker on.

Jake: Dude, I just saw that chombie driving by again in your old man's Buick!

Travis: Damn dude, those chombies are taking over the neighborhood!

by Yikka June 29, 2009

Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

choomie

Barack Obama - in reference to his Sr yearbook picture with rolling papers and shout out to his chooming friends.

Old choomie is blaming Bush again. What was he on about... Oh yeah, Bush's health care overhaul.

by wolfwood67 October 6, 2013

Cholmondelling

Pronounced "chum-ling". Inventing detailed rules of etiquette out of whole cloth in an attempt to help people put on airs, or to put them on oneself. From a 1980s magazine advert purporting to show how best to consume certain fashionable wafery mints. A sad waste of what often could have been a brilliant imagination. May be intended satirically, although never of course taken that way by devoted etiquette freaks.

She's busy cholmondelling for her next book, a wedding guide.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

Chombo'd

Chombo'd = A person whos currently on mind altering chemical drugs and knows it - To be Chombo'd

Also See Chombi

Jeezey wizz am bloody Chombo'd

Im F**ked do you mean your Chombo'd

by Dave Kellett February 13, 2010

cholomeleon

The color of paint that changes in the sun light, like a chameleon. Most notably seen as the paint on the car club members vehicles.

Bryan: Wow, your paint job changes as I move around it in the sun light. Like a chameleon hologram.
Chavez: Yeah, it's that cholomeleon.
Bryan: Why be frozen in time, its gains o'clock.

by MoTaGoD November 15, 2016