Beautiful woman inside and out, an individual like her name, a wonderful, mother, friend, sister, daughter, wife, intelligent, giving, caring, feisty, driven, and inspiration to all the people that know her.
by SexxSeaBlonde February 4, 2010
Get the Chonta mug.The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).
Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.
Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.
by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006
Get the chantal claret mug.Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
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Get the chanting mug.To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.
Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."
Stu: "Damn..."
by surprisebsex January 4, 2010
Get the Chantilly Steamer mug.Very outspoken and gets her way. She doesn't really like people but can't make friends. She is cute,funny, and worth get to knowing. She is mean sometimes but doesn't care.
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