coner

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.

by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

by ne999 February 8, 2020

the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004

choiner

People in a twitch chat who want to join into the streamers game.

Any choiners in chat? We need a few more!

by am3x May 18, 2021

chorer

illiterate beings who hang around memorial gardens in mytholmroyd and public toilets, they are munters.go near them if u want a cheap nite.

"errrrre u startin?i herd u slaggin of mi mum, ey ey ey u bein cheeky, u wnat a piece of me" (oh dear)

by duno October 22, 2004

chicken choker

A male who masturbates.

Don't mess with that chicken choker.

by odogo January 17, 2004

chaner

Short for change-maker. Popular in the entrepreneurial community.

Elon Musk is such a chaner!

by renaissance:) December 31, 2019