cockknocker

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker

Shutup Bond you cockknocker

by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005

cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

chocky swipe

To run your finger around your arse hole then rub it on somebodys top lip just under the nose,usually while there drunk and asleep causing hillarious results.

we chocky swiped john last night, he woke up and threw up, it was funny as fuck

by carl oleary October 26, 2006

chocki

A half man, half shark.

This term was introduced for the first time in the cult film, "Cabin Boy", where Nathaniel (Chris Elliot) meets Chocki at the bottom of the sea and thereafter is informed by the crew of the ship "Filthy Whore" that Chocki is a half man, half shark inbreed.

by bdrummen April 29, 2011

chockin

the act of getting a blowjob while eating a chocolate chip cookie

Holly had just given Bill one of her freshly baked homemade chocolate chip cookies and decided to make it even better with a chockin

by mama_jama June 19, 2011

Chocky milk

It is chocolate milk and it is not to be confused with cocky milk.

I want to drink some Chocky milk because I like it.

by Cam-ingo May 13, 2020

Chockin the chicken

a common alternitive name for masterbation.

last night boby was so busy chockin the chicken that he never showed up to the party.

by Scooby221 June 2, 2008