choad

pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton
by halo2 May 10, 2005
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choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.
Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.
by Alex Tourgaman June 12, 2006
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choad

A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles
Myles has a choad
by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 07, 2010
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Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out
Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.
by Jason Frenczak June 28, 2003
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choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.
Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.
by Richard October 23, 2004
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choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.
A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.
by char July 31, 2003
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choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region
jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.
by jgiddy99 December 19, 2006
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