choad

pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton

derek cummings sfdahk

by halo2 May 10, 2005

choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.

Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.

by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006

choad

A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles

Myles has a choad

by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 7, 2010

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.

Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.

by Richard October 22, 2004

choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006