A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Sam's Club chiselermug. "At this rate of achievement, not only should President @realDonaldTrump be on Mount Rushmore, I want to personally work the chisel!"
- Elon Musk
- Elon Musk
by ItsBeerO'ClockYo February 4, 2025
Get the work the chiselmug. by Dogcakeislove March 28, 2016
Get the chisel spinmug. Bone Chiseling is a more sophisticated version of Bone Smashing, where when provided with a stone chisel and hammer, the bone chiseler uses the tools to redefine the shape of his bones (particularly his jaw bones) to perfectly match his desired look
by RazorEXC March 17, 2024
Get the Bone Chiselingmug. When spooning and the big spoon has an erection. The big spoon keeps ‘Chiselling’ their erection into the little spoon
by Drugedup1 January 17, 2024
Get the Chisellingmug. "Yo you wanna get a chisel?"
"(Person) won't shut up"
"Aw I know they're chisel chatting"
Someone comes back from toilet
"Rah I got chisel dick
"(Person) won't shut up"
"Aw I know they're chisel chatting"
Someone comes back from toilet
"Rah I got chisel dick
by HaamSliice September 21, 2017
Get the Chiselmug. A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"
by mojo8772 January 29, 2020
Get the Chisel-Fishmug.