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Chihuahua

What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.
Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by gurklyflop January 9, 2019
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chihuahuaitis

The sudden sensation to eat baby chihuahuas
(Chihuahua-itis)
Dude, I went to my friend's house and his dog was running around barking like a maniac and I got HIT with Chihuahuaitis.
by KingFroggerdoodle February 21, 2010
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Chihuahua

An annoying little piece of crap. A child´s worst enemy.
"what is that little nasty thing?" "no worries, its just grandmas chihuahua"
by Chihuahua hater February 27, 2023
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Chihuahua

CHəˈwäwä,CHiˈwäwə/
noun
1A. a small dog, large-eyed breed originating in Mexico.

1B. a rodent-like demon-dog who’s most likely named “Princessa”. They probably think that they are the best dog and feel that they are better then anyone and anything. Do NOT ever come near one, they will attack any other dog breeds, and even humans.
2. State of Chihuahua within Mexico Nickname(s): El Estado Grande ('The Big State')
Largest city is Juarez. It’s a highly dangerous place
1. Miguel went to his tia’s house, but while he was there he was hurt by the so-called “harmless” Chihuahua. He came back home with a missing index finger and a pint of blood
2. My family and I went on a vacation to the mountain range in Chihuahua. The view was beautiful.
by crispness_ June 16, 2021
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Chihuahua

Person 1: Hey, look at my new dog!

Person 2: Dude, no way! You realize what Chihuahuas will do to you? Those are the spawn of Satan.

Person 1: What's so bad about that thing anyways?
by memeist_boi September 15, 2020
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chihuahua

if a dog was a person it’d be my girlfriend.
my girlfriend is a chihuahua like STFU
by Anonymous 69,420 October 15, 2020
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Chihuahua

A term for a small gay male who acts dominant or aggressive in public, however, if the situation turns physical they tend to rely on their partner or husband to deescalate the situation or if single will run and pretend the situation never happened. A Chihuahua is also the type of gay male that will "bark" or "holler" at nearly anything in a public space because they seek the attention and approval of others or in general require everyone in the room to know they are there. If a Chihuahua has a partner they melt at the sound of their partners voice and has a tendency to do anything they're asked by their partner, They are an extremely emotional person.
Did you see Thomas at the drag show last night with his boyfriend? One of the performers was looking at his man and he acted like a total Chihuahua.
by Zombie Fetish Master January 16, 2018
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