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Chicken Jockey 

Chicken Jockey by Camel fash May 20, 2025

Chicken Jockey 

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /

Chicken Jockey 

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.
Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!

Chicken Jockey 

A chicken jockey is when, a midget mounts and rides a cock, while making zombie noises
You dirty slut, you act ljke a chicken jockey

Chicken Jockey 

A word when said in a theatre will cause absolute chaos
"they want me to fight a chicken?" "CHICKEN JOCKEY"

Chicken Jockey 

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.